That moment when you enthusiastically wave ‘hi’ only to find the person waiving back is waiving at someone behind you. That is basically what this blog is. My life, mixed with a little bit of humor and a whole lot of awkwardness. I’m not a writer by any means. I’m a grad student, a waitress, a traveler, a humanitarian, a pescetarian, and–at times–a total idiot. My sister is 22 years younger than me, my mother is 17 years older than me, my boyfriend is 32, my stepmom is 34, my dad is 57, and my brother is 11. I have 67 first cousins (all of whom live in the Middle East), only one armpit that grows hair, and I don’t know how to cook without olive oil.